What is THE single most useless thing/person/place in the world?

Interesting to see these opinions, be honest!

Thing-Locks on 24 hour shops
Person-Jilly Gooldean off food and drink, god I hate her!
Place-Hands down, it's Bognor Regis

No, no Jilly Gooldean is hilarious...when they smell the wine... hahahaha

i tell you what is useless.

Doors in the corridors.
not only are they stupid, as there are heavy doors when u walk down the corridors, but its also a fire hazard. and there is absolutely no posible use 4 them whatsoever - a complete waste of money.

She does something to me that makes me want to smash the TV in,
"It smells rather potent....rather like ...mmm....cats wee"

I'm not a violent person, but if I met her in the street I'd cop her one

lol, the people who annoy me most is that Irish guy on Pop Idol 2, his smile, I was like grrrrrrrrrrr... and the Chuckle Brothers...

Interesting to see these opinions, be honest!

Thing-Locks on 24 hour shops

Thing-Traffic lights
Person-Anne Robinson
Place-Alleys

They are supposed to stop fires, ie contain them to one section.

Alleys are good if you:
a) are drunk and need to take a leak (girls included)
b) wanna go somewhere quiet with a girl
c) are homeless

Point b is very valid. What I meant was really dark alleys that are full of homeless people.

right, so a kid is running down, but he has to open really heavy, stupid doors each time, therefore fire catches up with him and he gets burnt.

makes sense.